Who Dares give Me The Raspberry?
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This comes from 100 Word Stories Contest
This is from 100 word stories Weekly contest week #120 on the Theme of Olive loaf.
Who Dares give Me The Raspberry?
We tried everything. The Nukes didn't touch them. The Chemical weapons, well they were a waste of time considering those suits they wear. But we tried them anyway and it killed half of us in the attempt. Then we tried talking to them. They liked that, but then they found out that we put olives in bologna, they decided we weren't worth the effort. Since then the few of us that could escape the planet have been on the run. Who would have thought olive loaf would doom the planet, not the green house effect. Al Gore, raspberries to you.
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