Monday, November 3, 2008

Great Hites # 17

Clown Boy
By Jeffrey Hite
First Posted on the 100 story contest (NKS)

"Are you the clown or the Ninja?" The director said looking at his clip board.
"You can't tell man?" I answered.
"Well, you have the black on so I could assume you are the ninja, but what is with the big floppy shoes?" He stifled a yawn.
"Come on man, I am a ninja clown." I crouched in my most menacing ninja stance, then worked the squirt flower.
"A what?"
"A ninja-clown, maybe I should go with clown-ninja, I don't know what do you think?" I asked.
"Personally I think you need to find a new line of work. Next!"

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