Thursday, September 17, 2009

Bonus Episode - The fire Drill


"The fire drill"
By Norval Joe

"How long do you think we'll have to stand out here," Jeff said to his co-worker.
"Enjoy the day, man," the older man said. "Look around. This morning there was a foot of snow on the ground. Now it's toasty warm. You can see the snow melting away."
Their manager ran from where he spoke with a fireman.
"Come on, we need to get out of here. Carbon monoxide set off the alarm. Not fire."
Asphalt from the parking lot stuck to their shoes as they ran to their cars.
Moments later the building collapsed into the newly forming volcano.

Fire Drill
By: Jeff Hite

"There is no way I am getting out of bed this time."
"Come on man what if it is a real fire"
"What like the last 12 of these, every week it is the same thing. A new group or trainees and the first thing they do is pull the fire alarm."
"Come on you know you have to get out of bed."
"not this time!"
They watched from the outside as the dorms burned and alarm system falsely proclaimed, " this is a drill this is only a drill."
"Don't you believe it." said the flaming corpses from their beds